olivia h.

A lady went to a doctor asking for help with her sex life. "Why don't you just give your husband a viagra?" asked the doctor. "He wont even take an asprin. He hates pills." "Just put it in his coffee he will never know. Come back in a week and tell me how things went." The next week, she came back and she was not happy. "Was the sex not good?" asked the doctor. "No it was the best sex I've ever had! I put it in his coffee like you said. He had one sip then he got this look of fire in his eyes. He pushed everything off the table and made love to me right there on the table!" "Well, what's wrong then?" asked the doctor. "I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!"

funniness: 9.41

rating: PG-13