Arthur E.

A woman took her Social Security check to the bank to cash it. Although the check was plainly marked "Do not fold, staple, or mutilate," she had rumpled it considerably. The teller told her, "You should be more careful with your checks. The government doesn't like it when you muss them up." The woman replied, "Well then, we're even. I don't like some of the things the government does, either!"

funniness: 4.65

rating: G