gary b.

Colonel cluster is surrounded by indians and has no army left and thinks he is going to die, when all of a sudden a genie appears and says i can grant you one wish but you must remember that whatever you wish for the indians will get two of, so the colonel says i wish for a machine gun so i can kill all the indians and the genie says but if you have one they will all get two, so the colonel says ok then i will have a cannon then to blast them all away, and the genie says you are not getting this are you if you have one they all get two, so the colonel says ok fuck that then just give me a glass eye.

funniness: 5.00

rating: PG