alex d.

There was a man who had three daughters. His first daughter came up to him one day and asked, "Daddy, why'd u name me daisy?" He replied, "Because your mother and I layed a daisy on your face when you were born." Then his second daughter came up and asked, "Why'd you name me Rose?" "Because when you were born, we layed a rose on your face." His third daughter came up and said(in a retard voice), " Harggh, harggh I love tater tots!" He answers, "Shuttup, Brick!"

funniness: 2.71

rating: PG