Abraham R.

Black man is running and talking to God. Man: "God, Why do I have skinny legs?" God: "I gave you skinny legs so you can run fast through the jungle and nothing could catch you." Man: "God, Why did you give me nappy hair?" God: "I gave you nappy hair because you won't get your hair tied up in those branches." Man: "God, why am I so black?" God: "I made you black so nothing can see you at night." Man: "God, why is my nose so big?" God: "I gave you a big nose so you can breath in the fresh jungle air." Man: "God, can I ask one more question?" God: "What is it?" The man asked "What am I doing in Detroit?"

funniness: 5.00

rating: PG