Ryan S.

One day, on a lunch break, three men opened their lunches that their wives had packed for them. The first man opened his lunch and said in a disgusted tone, "if my wife pack me one more sandwich, im gonna kill myself!". The second guy opens his lunch and says, "if my wife packs me one more bean burrito, im gonna kill myself!". The third guy opens his lunch and says, "if my wife packs me one more taco, im gonna kill myself!". The next day, all three men open their lunches, and they all are the same so they kill themselves. At the funeral for the third guy, everybody was crying, except for his wife. So, one of the people at the funeral asks the wife why she isnt crying. She says, "im not crying because my idiot husband packed his own lunch!".

funniness: 4.38

rating: PG