Umang D.

On a trip together, a hindu, a rabbi and a lawyer stop at a farmhouse and ask to stay the night. There's space for two, but one will have to sleep in the barn. "i'll go," the hindu volunteers. A few minutes later, the lawyer and the rabbi hear a knock. "there's cow in the barn," the hindu says. " a cow is sacred, and i cannot sleep with a sacred beasat." " no problem, i can do it" th rabbi says, grabbing his pillow. but minutes later, the rabbi knocks. " there's a pig in the barn. it's an unclean animal-- my belief forbids me to be near such a creature." with a tired sigh, the lawyer heads out. almost immediately, there's a third knock at the door. it's cow and the pig

funniness: 2.00

rating: PG