nicole n.

there once was this girl...and she had a cat one day she found her cat laying on its back in this garden...she screamed and her dad came running...the dad says...: oh girlie im sorry but ur cat, dimples has gone up to heaven where he belongs...so just let him be and jesus will come take him home. so the girl went inside and the dad went to work when he came home the girl ran to him and screamed: DADDIE MOMMIE ALMOST WENT WITH JESUS TODAY WHILE YOU WERE AT WORK! IF IT WORNT FOR THE PIZZA GUY ON TOP OF HER SHE WOULD NOT BE WITH US!!! and the dad and mom got the big "D"

funniness: 2.20

rating: PG-13