Daralisa k.

One day a banana, apple, and a dick were having a conversation about how people treat them. "they bite me to the core!"the apple said. "they peel me and eat me until there is nothing left!"said the banana "that's nothing,"replied the dick."they wrap me up in a paper baggy and make me do push-ups until I throw up!"

funniness: 3.88

rating: R