jorissa s.

A hard-to-please lady was in a bedding department of a large department store. she bent over to feel a mattress and inadvertently let out a fart. Blushing and hastily straightening up, she begged the pardon of the salesman standing behind her. "That's ok, lady," the salesman replied. "When you hear the price of that matress, you're going to shit."

funniness: 6.27

rating: PG-13