aimee s.

A worried father confronted his daughter one night about her new boyfriend, 'Fred,' an aspiring doctor-to-be who was supposedly entering his first year of medical school in the fall. "I don't know if I trust that new fella of yours," the father muttered, "..He's rough and common and he seems just too bloody stupid to ever make it as a doctor." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's practically a genius--we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to always get once every month!"

funniness: 8.37

rating: PG-13