Stanford C.

The manager at a Bubble gum store was running low on employees so he hires the first person that came in for a job. The frst employee was a idiot kid. His first customer asked how much is bubble gum. The salesman said I don't know and gives him some. The manager comes out and says no no if the customer asks how much gum is tell them 25 cents. Another customer comes and asked how much is gum. He says 25 cents. The customer asks is the gum fresh. The guy says i don't know. So the manager comes out and says if the customer asked that tell them very very fresh. So the next customer comes in and askedhow much is gum? He answers 25 cents, the customer asks is the gum fresh? He says very very fresh, then the customer asked can I buy some and the gut says I don't know. The manager again comes out and says if a customer asked that tell them if they don't somone else will. So that night there is a robbery and the robber asked the guy how much is in the register? He says 25 cents. The robber says are you being fresh with me, and the guy says very very fresh, then the robber says do you want me to kill you and the huy answers if you don't someone else will.

funniness: 5.91

rating: PG