Lindsey & Braden B.

There is a little boy sitting outside on his birthday. He got a brand new tricycle and a man pulls up and gets out of his car. He asks the boy, "Hey, nice tricycle! Is it fast?" The boy replied, " Yes sir, it is very fast, even faster then your car!" " I am not so sure," said the man. He then got back in his car and drove away. About 100 yards from the little boy's house, he looked in his rear-view mirrors and theres the little boy peddaling as fast as his legs could move and he flew right by him. So the man speeds up to about 30 miles an hour and passes the little boy. A little while later, he looked in his rear-view mirror and there is the little boy pedaling away and zooms right by him He then speeds up to 40 and catches the boy and stops him. He rolled down his window and the man said, "Wow! I knew your bike was fast, but did not know it was that fast!" The little boy replied, "Yes sir. But could you please open the door and let my suspenders out."

funniness: 5.88

rating: G