Matty B.

Once there was a man who walked in to a store. He bought 5 books and a pencil. WHen he got to the cashier the cashier said " Today's a special day. You get one wish from this genie." So the man says " I want there to be peace on earth" With a flick of the genie's hand the wish was made. But sudenly the world started to split into pieces. The man in outrage said " I wished for peace on earth not the earth in pieces." Then the cashier pulled out a little piano player and said, " And do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist."

funniness: 4.92

rating: PG