Nate J.

Three guys and a women work on a tower. A Mexican man, an Italin man, and a blond women. At their lunch break the Mexican man opens his lunch box and says; "Oh! I got tacos again! Every single day tacos! If I get tacos tomorrow, I will jump off this tower." The Italin man opens his lunch and says; "Oh! I got pizza again! Every single day pizza! If I get pizza tomorrow, I will jump off this tower. The blond opens her lunch box and says; "Oh! I got PB&J again! Every single day PB&J! If I get PB&J tomorrow, I will jump off this tower." So the next day, the all three of them jump off the tower because they got the same lunch. They all have their funerals together. At the funeral the Mexicans persons wife says; "Oh if only I knew he didn't want tacos I would have given him burritos." The Italin mans wife says; "Oh if only I knew he didn't want pizza I would have given him soup." But the blonds Husband doesn't say anything. So everyone starts to stare at him expecting him to say some words. He finally says; "Don't look at me! She packs her own lunch!"

funniness: 6.12

rating: PG