Giselle P.

A man walks into a convenient store to purchase a few things. When he gets to the cash register the clerk, who is a pretty blonde, mentions that his fly is open. The man looks down and does up his fly as if it wasn't a big deal. When he finished he looks at the clerk and asks "so did you see my big shiny cadillac?" and the clerk replies "no, but i saw your station wagon with 2 flat tires."

funniness: 4.53

rating: PG