Tom C.

A sunday school teacher was once asking their children what they think to themselves when they feel God. The first child replied "I feel hope when I feel God!" The teacher was very happy with this response. The second child replies, "I feel love when I feel God!" The teacher was even happier. When she asks the third child, he says "I feel scared because there is somebody watching me in the bathtub!" The teacher went into a coma.

funniness: 4.29

rating: PG