Stanford C.

The results of the latest polls have just arrived: > > Forty-three percent of all people polled in the U.S. say > that immigration is a serious problem. > > The other 57 percent said, "No hablo ingles" > > ALSO IN THE NEWS TODAY... > This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of > Migration, Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if military action > against > Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of > convenience > store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab > drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps. > > It's getting ugly!!!!!!!

funniness: 4.00

rating: PG