Moses Y.

One day, three men died and went to the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Jesus was there and told the three men to confess their sin in order to get into heaven. So, he walked to up to the first man and asked,"What did you do wrong?" The man replied, "I robbed a bank." Jesus said back, "Go drink some Holy Water." He went to the second man and asked, "What did you do wrong?" The second man replied, "I killed my mother and father." Jesus said once more, "Go drink some Holy Water." Then Jesus walked up to the third man and asked, "What did you do wrong?" The man replied to Jesus, "I peed in the Holy Water."

funniness: 6.04

rating: PG