JB H.

Michael Jackson goes on a cruise, OK? It's a real nice ship, and everyone's having a good time. Then, they hit an iceberg. (No, people, it's not the Titanic.) So everyone starts racing over to the lifeboats. All the women get off and all the men except 3 (depending on what you refer to Michael as). One guy says, "Should we go back for the children?" The other replies, "Screw the childen!" Michael says, "Do you think we have time?"

funniness: 5.50

rating: PG-13