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These jokes are from ||||||||||| Hit Ctrl-F and type in Ginny Laskowski to find my sister's jokes "Racist jokes" include the following classifications of "quick"-type jokes: racist, religious, sexual, sick, and things of that nature. -- If you have racist jokes that aren't on here, submit them below. Please refrain from submitting variations of the same joke. Jokes against religious groups and sexual orientations are also included here. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ RACIST/SICK JOKES, PLEASE GO TO ANOTHER Page. If you're wondering why we have them in the first place, this is the reason: because there's a lot of people submitting these kinds of jokes to the "quicky" jokes and I just wanted to dump all of the offensive jokes into one page. I do not take these racist jokes seriously, and therefore am mature enough to distinguish between reality and what's a stupid joke. If you cannot, then please go to another section on the left. We take no preference toward one race or the other, so there are jokes about all races, not just aimed at one. YOU MUST HAVE AGREED TO THE TERMS ON THIS PAGE TO VIEW THESE JOKES, OTHERWISE IF YOU TAKE OFFENSE TO ANYTHING HERE, BITE ME. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by brainchick91 Q: What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies? A:"Hey! Watch this!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by GFunkBitch Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Swimming Pool A: Cocoa Pops Q: What do you call a bunch of White people in a Swimming Pool A: Rice Bubbles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by i hate white people Q: What's the difference between a white man and a snake? A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake. Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? A: They're both stuck up cunts. Q: How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? A: None, white girls can't screw Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing? A: It's hard to find them in the snow. Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A: A Pimp. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Caylen Sullivan Q: What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill? A: A mud slide. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Young'n Q: What does BFI stand for on a dumpster? A: Black Family Inside. Q: How are apples and niggers alike? A: They both hang from trees. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by nigga hater Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read? A: Cause he's a nigger. Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit? A: The bag -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by fuck niggers!!! Q: What's long, black, and stinks? A: The unemployment line. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by nonracist Q: Why do niggers have chainsaws? A: When the niggers start them up they say: "RUUUNNN niga-niga-niga-niga." Q: Why do niggers have motorbikes? A: When the niggers are revvin the motorbikes up, the motorbikes are sayin "COON!-COON!-COON!" Q: What is a niggers favorite flavor of potato chips? A: Salt and Vi-nigga! Q: How does a nigger laugh? A: They s-nigga -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by whitey Q: Why are black people so strong? A: TV's are getting heavier. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by i hate niggers Q: What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? A: The deer has skid marks in front of it. Q: What can a pizza do that a nigger can't? A: Feed a fmily of 4. Q: How do you get a nigger out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by coolkid Q: There are 2 lesbians and 2 gay guys racing to Alaska. Who wins? A: The lesbians because they get there lickity split, while the guys are still back home packin there shit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Niggers...enuff said Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a letter? A: You can send the letter back. Q: Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving? A: KFC isn't open on the holidays. Q: What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra? A: Now you see me now you dont. Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a dump? A: Nine months! Q: Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time? A: Cause he doesnt know he's black. Q: How do you get a black guy from hanging around in your front yard? A: Hang him in the backyard. Q: Why do all niggers have nightmares? A: Cause we killed the last one who had a dream. I used to have some black friends...till my dad sold them all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by KKK Q: What's the difference between Batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out at night without robin. Q: How does a black woman control the crime rate? A: Have an abortion. Q: What do you call 7 niggers in a tree? A: A wind chime Q: What's long and hard on a nigger? A: The first grade Q: Why do niggers like basketball? A: It involves running, shooting, and stealing Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Holy shit Q: What does a nigger have in common with sperm? A: Only one in a millon work Q: What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger? A: You'd serve to miss the pothole. Q: What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg? A: Stop laughing and reload Q: Why don't niggers die from the west nile virus? A: Because mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do Q: What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn? A: Anitique farm equipment Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach niggers to walk on their hind legs. Q: What's black, orange, and very pretty? A: A nigger on fire -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by i hate them all Q: What do you call four niggers in a car? A: Tinted windows -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by hates niggers names tony Q: What do you call a nigger with an afro? A: A microphone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by j-dub Q: Why did god make niggers well-hung? A: Because he felt sorry for putting pubes on there head. Q: How can you tell if a nigger is well hung? A: If you can't fit your fingers between the rope and his neck. Q: What is red, white, and blue, and hangs in my back yard? A: A nigger and I can paint him any color I want. Q: What was missing from the million man march? A: A mile of chain and an auctioneer. Q: Why did they only count 55 thousand niggers in the million man march? A: They didn't check the trees. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by bob Q: What do you call three natives in a ditch? A: A sleep over -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by i no like white Q: Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes? A: Cause being white is bad enough -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by yeahyeahyeahYOUR NOT FUNNY! Q: Three gay guys are in a jacuzzi and a condum floats to the top. What do they say? A: "who farted?" Q: Four gay guys walk into a bar, only one bar stool to sit on, how do they all sit down? A: They turn the stool over. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by your mom Q: Why are niggers so fast? A: All the slow ones are in jail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by homophobic Q: Why are fags always buried 12 feet under? A: Cause deep down they're good people. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Pimp Shit Q: There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment, which family survived? A: The white family, they were all at work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by jip Q: How do you stop a nigga from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by HedoPrincess Q: What is the definition of black power? A: Four niggers pushing a stolen car up a hill. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by I Love Everyone Why so much hate? I love black people, especially the one hanging from my tree. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by honkie Q: Why are niggers so tall? A: Cause their knee grows (they're negros). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Nigger Killer Remember the nigger in the Jetsons? You don't? Isn't the future going to be GREAT!? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by a racist Q: How do asian parents name their kids? A: They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs. Q: Why don't you run over a black guys bike? A: Because it's probably yours. Q: Why do white people go to black peoples garage sales? A: To get their shit back. Q: What's funnier than a dead nigger? A: Nothing, hahahahaha. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by lithuanian Q: What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? A: Unemployed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by hang 'em high! Q: Why do niggers lean to the middle when they drive? A: They think the smell is coming from outside. Q: Why don't nigger women make any noise during sex? A: They were taught never to talk to strangers. Q: Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork? A: So they don't bite off their fingers. Q: How does a nigger woman turn on the lights after sex? A: She opens the car door. Q: Did you hear what Abe Lincoln said after a 5-day drunk? A: I freed the WHAT???? Q: What was the best thing about the Million Man March? A: Only three of them missed work. Q: Why do nigger women wear their panties around their ankles when they eat? A: To keep the flies off the food. Q: How do you castrate a nigger? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: Did you hear about the two niggers on "That's Incredible?" A: One had auto insurance and the other knew who his father was. Q: What are the six most terrifying words in the English language? A: "Yo....I be ya' new neighbah' !" Q: What do you call two niggers in a shoebox? A: A pair of black loafers. Q: What word begins with "N", ends with "R", and you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbor. Q: If a nigger and a spic were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you, a) go to lunch, or b) read the paper? Q: Why do niggers walk the way they do? A: They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging coat hangers. Q: Why did the nigger cross the road? A: Who the hell cares and what's he doing out of the cotton field? Q: What qualifies as good behavior in a black school? A: Raising your hand before bustin' a cap in teacher. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by ZylonBob Q: What should you do before a jew dentist puts you under? A: Hide your wallet. Q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Someone dropped a quarter. Q: What did the jew father say when his son asked him for twenty dollars? A: "Fifteen dollars? What do you need ten dollars for? Q: When is the only time you wink at a jew? A: Through the scope of your rifle. Q: Why don't jews like oral sex? A: It's too close to the gas chamber. Q: How does Santa Claus know he's at a jewish house? A: Parking meters on the roof. Q: You're in an elevator with a rattlesnake, a serial killer, and a jew lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets in it. What should you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Q: Did you hear about the jewish child molester? A: He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little girl, wanna buy some candy?" Q: How do you get a jew to commit suicide? A: Throw a quarter on the L.A. expressway at rush hour. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by wayde Q: What's orange, black, and very beautiful? A: A nigger on fire! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by chunkylover69 Q: What happened to the baby nigger playing in the sand box? A: The cat buried 'em! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by White boy Q: What do you call a bunch of niggas in a swimming pool? A: An oil spill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Nigger Hater Q: What do society and jelly beans have in common? A: We all hate the black ones. Q: What do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise. Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A: A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. Q: How come there aren't any niggers on Star Trek? A: They don't work in the future, either. Q: Why do niggers cry during sex? A: The Mace. Q: What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. Q: Why do niggers stink? A: So blind people can hate them too. Q: What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? A: Someone too lazy to steal. Q: Why is there cotton in a bottle of medicine? A: To remind niggers they picked cotton before drugs! Q: How do you babysit a niglet? A: Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. Q: How do you get him down? A: Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pinata party. Q: What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Q: A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? A: Who cares. Q: A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? A: The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint on the wall. Q: What's the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day. Q: When does a black man turn into a nigger? A: As soon as he leaves the room. Q: Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes? A: California got first pick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Ginny Laskowski Q: What is the worst 5 years of a niggers life? A: First grade. Q: What's the definition of a red neck virgin? A: Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by WHITE POWER Q: Why do niggers put mustard on there tootsie rolls? A: So they don't bite their fingers. Q: Did you here about Ku Klux Kenivele? A: He tried to jump 100 niggers in a steam roller. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by cooldude Q: What does the KKK and Nike have in common? A: They both make black people run fast -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Ginny Laskowski Q: How do you stop a Polish tank? A: Shoot the person pushing it. Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Throw a quarter Q: Why do all niggers have low riders? A: To pick the cotton easier Q: Who's the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who got the quarter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by crazy coonass Q: How are niggers and sperm alike? A: Only one out of a million work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Ginny Laskowski is a racist Q: What's five miles long, doesn't work, and has an IQ of 5? A: A blond parade Q: What are the first three words of the Mexican National Anthem? A: "Attention WalMart shoppers" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by pom Q: Why do black people put their trash in clear bags? A: So the mexicans can go window shopping. Q: How do you starve a mexican? A: Hide the food stamps under the soap. Q: Why don't Mexicans have an olympic team? A: All of the ones that can run, jump, or swim have already made it across the border. Q: Why do Mexicans refry their beans? A: Have you ever seen a spic do soemthing right the first time? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by stevie Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a hard working nigger? A: They have pictures of Bigfoot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Milk Bottle Q: What's the only thing positive about an African? A: HIV -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by JimmyHensdicks Q: Why do niggers wind up with jobs as Public Toilet Attendants? A: Cause they're right at home with pieces of shit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by penguin06 Q: What do a black woman and a hockey player have in common? A: They both change their pads after 3 periods Q: Ronnie, a black man with a 10th grade education, a criminal record, and 5 gold teeth applies for a job at a bank. James, a white male with a highschool diploma, no criminal record and no gold teeth, applies for the same job. James is hired. Why? A: Because, the bank is racist! Call the NAACP! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by unamis Q: How do you starve a Phillipino? A: Lock up their dogs -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by master Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: Jailbreak -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by Stewie Q: Why don't niggers like heavy metal? A: They get enough of it in jail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by WhiteJokesSUCK Q: How do you make a black guy wear a condom? A: By putting a Nike logo on it Q: Why is a nigger like a vending machine? A: Neither work, but both take your money Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a letter? A: You can send a letter back to where it came from Q: Why is the Afghan Air Force easy to train? A: You only need to teach them how to take off Q: How do you blindfold a chink? A: With dental floss -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by crazy frank Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar full of jelly beans? A: The black ones take your watch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by black n proud Q: Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror? A: Objects may be larger than they appear. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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rating: R