colin s.

A wife decides to take her husband Gary to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the Bouncersays ,Hey, Gary! How ya doing? His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. Oh, no, says Gary. He's on my bowling team at Stadium Ten Pin ! When they are seated, the waitress asks Gary if he'd like his usual ? So Gary says yes and so she brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming very uncomfortable and says ? how did she know that you drink Budweiser? So Gary Replies to his wife she's in the Ladies Bowling League honey. We share lanes with them. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Gary, and says Hi big Gary would you like your usual lap dance big boy ? Garys wife, is now fucking pissed and so she grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Gary follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, Gary jumps in beside her. He tries so hard to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is believing shit Gary says. So she is then screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the fucking book. The cab driver turns his head and says, Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Gary.

funniness: 5.67

rating: R