Matt N.

A prostitute is in bed one day picking scabs off her minge when the postman turns up.She puts all the scabs in a crisps bag under her bed. they then have sex. then a milkman comes and she has sex with him too. then a tesco delivery man comes and they have sex too. Then the prozzie's mum turns up and the milkman goes in the chest of drawers, the postman goes in the cupboard and the tesco guy goes under the bed. Two years later police find one dead man in the cupboard, one dead in the chest of drawers and one under the bed eating a packet of crisps!!

funniness: 2.92

rating: PG-13