Ausgezeichnet B.

Once there was this guy named Joe. He met this really hot chick named Lauren. He asked her out and she said yes. He was to meet her at her place. Joe had one problem. "I can't do this!" he thought to himself. "Every time I see her i get a massive boner! What will I do?!" He decided the best thing to do was to tape his dick to his leg. The night he met her, he had no problem. Until the end of the date. When he was dropping her off at her house, he felt like he was about to get a massive boner. He could feel it coming. They were about to kiss when all of a sudden, it seemed to Lauren that he had just kicked her in the face!

funniness: 4.14

rating: PG