Cole J.

So there was this grandfather living at a nursing home because of his old age. Everytime he used to tilt on his wheelchair the nurse thought he was going to fall off. So she picked him up and put him back in position. So every single time he tilted the nurse put him back in the right position. One day his grandchild came to visit. The child asked her grandfather "How's the nursing home going". The grandpa replied,"Oh it's great but this nurse won't let me fart!!".

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