erwin a.

A boy's girlfriend invited him over for dinner to meet her parents. The girl wanted to have sex with him that night to celebrate. The boy went to Walgreens to get condoms and found a really nice pharmasist who helped him out and explained to him for over an hour how to do it. He finally asked "Do you want a 3 pack, a 5 pack, or a 10 pack?" since it was his first time he thought he would do it for a while so he got a 10 pack. That night at dinner he volunteered to say grace. After 10 minutes his head was still down. finally after 20 minutes his girlfriend whisperred "I didn't know you were this religious." he responded " I didn't know your father was a pharmasist."

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG-13