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The perfect man, perfect woman, and Santa Claus are driving down a country lane. It is a cloudy evening and has heavy fog. Then, out of nowhere, another car comes crashing into them. Everyone dies. Who was driving the first car? | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | The perfect woman, of course! There is no such thing as a perfect man or Santa Claus.

funniness: 3.29

rating: PG