Bob B.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head were in prison. They decided that they were going to try and escape. The brunette was the first to escape. She was about to run into the woods that were conveniently located right behind the prison, when the guards surrounded her. She did some quick thinking, pointed and yelled, "Flood!". The guards all looked around for the flood, giving her the chance to escape. The red head was the next to escape from prison. She was almost free, just feet away from the woods, when the guards surrounded her. She did some quick thinking, pointed and yelled "Tornado!". The guards looked around for the tornado, giving the red head her chance to escape and meet up with the brunette. The blond was the last to try to escape from prison. She was almost free, when the guards surrounded her. She had heard about how the brunette and the red head had escaped, so she did some quick thinking of her own. She pointed and yelled, "Fire!". She died.

funniness: 4.29

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