Sandra L.

Dear Santa, U big fat stingy bastard! I haven't smelled a gift from u since my dad lost his job two years ago! And when u did bring gifts they were no stockings full of candy, only my brothers old gym sock full of pepperments! And instead of toys I got cleaning products! I give you my address EVERY year and still you bring me someone else's stuff. You come eat my damn cookies and milk every year, and I can't even get REAL candy in my stocking (not to mention, I can't even get a real stocking! Cheap Bastard) Im really getting tired of this you big jerk! I want the right shit this year! Lets see if we can get it right this time! Thanks for your time Santa, I look forward to Christmas this year

funniness: 2.91

rating: PG-13