Jessica B.

Yo Momma is so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo Momma is so ugly, she scares the Boogey man. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down! Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama's so fat, she wipes her but with a Mattress. Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight and a water-proof tea bag! Yo mama is so fat she saw a sign that said "Say No to Crack" and it reminded her to pull up her pants. Whats funnier than an idiot who builds a house under water? Your momma trying to burn it down If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is. You may be a redneck If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. You may be a redneck If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. You may be a redneck Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the airport and saw a sign saying "Airport Left", she turned around and went home! Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry Yo Mama so hairy, her toes have afros on them! Your mama is so short, she could sit on a dime and swing her legs. Your mama is so short she can walk under the bed with high heels on. Your mama is so short she jumped off the toilet and sprained her ankle

funniness: 2.00