Detlef B.

There's an Englishman, and Irishman, and A Mexican man stranded on an island with a great white shark. There's no other way to get out, so they try to swim across. The englishman swims a few feet and is instantly eaten by the shark. The irishman swims a few yards and is instantly eaten. But the mexican swims past the shark without a problem, and is saved by the coast guard. Another shark comes up to his buddy and says, "Man, why didn't you eat that guy?" And the great white says "I can't eat mexican food. It gives me gas."

funniness: 4.50

rating: PG