Alexis J.

CAUTION THESE ARE DA BOMB SBUK=SOMEBODY U KNOW & U=U DUH SBUK= YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE BIT INTO A YELLOW SCHOOL BUS AND SAID "HEY WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING" U= YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED IN FRONT OF THE TV I MISSED 2 SEASONS OF 24 AND FOUR SEASONS OF C.S.I. SBUK= YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WORKS OUT WHEN SHE CAN JUST GET LIPOSUCTION U- MOMMA'S BUTT IS SO HAIRY IT LOOK LIKE KING KONG IS ABOUT TO POP OUT AND SAY ONLY IN AMERICA SBUK= YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE WAS ONLY MARRIED ONCE U= YO MOMMA SO UGLY HER TRICK WAS THE TREAT SBUK= YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE SHOPS AT SAX U= YO MOMMA SO POOR UR TITS ARE REAL SBUK= YOU SO FAT WHEN YOU SAT ON UR BED U TOUCHED ALL CORNERS U= YOU SO FAT THE H-BOMB AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON U SBUK= YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE JESSICA SIMPSON UGLIER U= YO MOMMA SO UGLY THAT SHE MAKE THE CRUST ON KOBE'S FEET LOOK TASTY THIS NEXT SECTION IS FOR BRUNNETTE'S AGAINST BLONDE'S BL= BLONDE & BR=BRUNNETTE BL= UR SO STUPID IT MAKES ME LOOK SMART BR= UR SO STUPID U THOUGHT THAT LIPOSUCTION IS WHEN UR LITTLE BROTHER TAKES THE VACCUM CLEANER AND STICKS IT ON HIS LIP BL= UR HAIR IS SO BROWN IT LOOKS LIKE DUNG BR= UR HAIR IS SO BLONDE IT LOOKS AS IF UR BALDING BL= UR SO EASY THAT EVERY GUY GETS A TURN BR= UR SO EASY THAT EVERYONE CAN JUST WALK IN BL= O YEA WELL UR SO UR SO UMMM... BR= HA THER'S NO MORE IN UR ITTY BITTY BRAIN WELL....UR SO DUMB IT TOOK YOU THREE YEARS TO REALIZE THAT I DIDN'T USE A BROWN MARKER FO MY HAIR BL= {SILENT] BR= HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS NEXT SECTION IS FOR U AGAINST UR STRICT PARENTS SP=STRICT PARENTS & U=U SP= YOUR SO DUMB U DIDN'T REALIZE I'M YELLING AT U BEACSUE U DIDN'T CLEAN UR ROOM U= {SILENT} MORAL= WE ARE NO MATCH AGAINST OUR PARENT SNO MATTER HOW OLD WE GET

funniness: 3.40

rating: PG