A R.

On Christmas eve, around 11 p.m., the father of three went downstairs to use the bathroom, and noticed that the cookies that they left out for 'Santa' were gone. He shrugged thinking his wife probably ate them. When he went back upstairs, he heard strange sounds from his room. When he went in, he saw Santa having wild sex with his wife. "What the fuck is going on in here?!" he screamed. Still screwing the man's wife, Santa said, "You were on the naughty list."

funniness: 6.11

rating: PG-13