zack f.

A blonde is walking down the street and she runs into this brunette. The brunette says, "Watch where you're going!" But the blonde doesn't understand so she says, "Why is your hair brown?" And the brunette says, "My mommy had brown hair." "Well why is your butt so big?" "My mommy had a big butt." "Why is your nose so ugly?" "My mommy had an ugly nose." "Why do you have blue eyes?" "My mommy had blue eyes." "Why are you talking to me?" "My mommy would have talked to you." "Why are your fingers crooked?" "Because my mommy's fingers were crooked." "Why is there something pokin' out between your legs?" "...do I really have to tell you?"

funniness: 4.18

rating: R