Maria S.

A 17 year old guy was babysitting a 4 year old girl. He was staying very late because the parents were staying at a hotel, so the babysitter was sleeping in the guest room. The little wanted to watch movies, but the babysitter said that he was going to take a shower and that she needed to go to bed. She said that she would only go to bed if she could shower with him. The babysitter finally gave in after much begging, and said that she could shower with him as long as she didn't look up. The little girl promised but when they got in the shower, she looked up anyway. "What's that?" she asked. "That's Mr. Dicky." he answered. "Don't touch him." They finished showering and the babysitter put the little girl in her bed and went to the guest room. When the babysitter woke up, he was in a hospital. He sees the little girl next to his bed. "What happened?" he asked. She told him. "I couldn't go to sleep so I went in your room, but you were asleep. I started playing with Mr. Dicky, and he threw up on me, so I bit his head off."

funniness: 5.47

rating: PG-13