Tywin S.

Three guys are being chased by an aligator. They come to a river. A magic genie appears. He says "this is a magic river. whatever you say when you jump in it you become". The first guy jumps in and says goldfish and swims away. The second guy jumps in and says catfish and swims away. The third guy is about to jump in when all of a sudden he slips on a rock, falls into the river, and yells DAMN

funniness: 4.67

rating: PG