bob m.

A red head, a brunette, and a blonde are stranded on an island in the ocean. 150 yards away is another island with every thing they ever wanted and a bridge back to civilization. The red head says,"I'm gonna get there right now!" and she jumps in the ocean, swims a quarter of the way there and drowns. The brunette jumps up and says,"I gotta get outta here!" so she jumps in, swims halfway there and drowns. The blonde says,"I'm getting of this island!" so then she jumps in the water, swims three quarters of the way, stops, says,"WOW I'm tired!" and swam all the way back.

funniness: 6.06

rating: PG