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George Bush, Al Gore, and CLinton were walking along the road discussing Iraq when they came to a mirror. "I will grant you whatever you wish for if you say a true statement." Gore says, "I won the election against Bush, and I think I would like $10000000." His wish was granted. Clinton says, "I cheated on my wife and I would like 1,000 more wishes." He took his wishes and left. Bush says, "I think..." and he disappeared.

funniness: 5.13

rating: PG