joe c.

once little jhonny walked in on his dad changing. he said "whats the dangly thing in between your legs? the dad replies "its my car" the next day jhonny walks in on his mom changing. he says "what are those 2 dangly things on your chest? the mom replies "those are my headlights" then jhonny says "whats that hole in between your legs?" the mom says "thats my garage" the next night jhonny walks in on his parents screwing. jhonny says "hey mom turn your headlights on cause' dads parking his car in your garage"

funniness: 3.92

rating: PG-13