Umang D.

the escalator was broken, and the only way out of the airport was up a flight of stairs. A women had a big suitcase and a sore knee. She began dragging her bag and was making a loud thud on every step when a man behind her grabbed the suitcase and carried it to the top. "thats was so chivalrous," she gushed, thanking him. "chivalry had nothing to do with it," he said. "i've got a splitting headace."

funniness: 4.60

rating: G