Peter W.

-Military advisors cannot draw well. -Most monsters are named after how they sound. -Handheld assult rifles have a range of up to 250 feet, sometimes even more. -Commercial ariliners spout fire from the back of their engines. -If they sky becomes a light blue after nightfall, it's morning. -Either the Tokyo Tower of the Capital Building will be destroyed in every movie. -By flapping your wings VERY hard, you can create sonic waves capable of screwing up advanced satelite computers. -Having a hole punched through your wings destroys your ability to flap them. You can still fly, though. -Shooting a monster with a pistol or throwing torches at it is not a good idea. -There is something called a tranquilizer missle. And it actually works. -There's a ton of monsters buried in the South Pole. -It's not the missle that hurts the monster, it's that strange second explosion that appears 5 seconds later. -Being on the receiving end of a compact beam consisting of the earth's pure energy is a real no-no. -Homeless people have a low chance of getting killed in a monser fight. -The words "having evil in your blood" is not supposed to mean "having evil in your blood cells". (Watch the dubbed version of Godzilla: Final Wars to get what I mean. Stupid American dubbing) -Civilians know a great deal of martial arts. -Being commander of a ship gives you a sword, and a pretty kickass one as well. -Ancient gods can be killed by heavy machine guns. -Tanks shooting at point-blank range means that their shooting over a hundred meters away. -Belts taken from soldiers have EVERYTHING in them.

funniness: 5.25

rating: PG