rich t.

(at a speech at a school) How 'bout we go after this speech and get some burritos? (on a speech on library month) One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. (On a speech on goals) I recognize that there are hurdles, and we are going to achieve those hurdles. (on an speech about literacy) when you wake up at the high school level and find out the illeteracy of our children are appalling. I want to thank my friend, senator bill frist, for joining us today. he married a texas girl, a west texas girl, just like me.

funniness: 3.70

rating: PG