Kevin M.

A man is a bar getting drunk.Shot after shot makes him worse.Finally, the bartender says"Im gonna have to cut you off." The man leaves and comes back 4 hours later."Listen buddy, I told you to slep on it." The man replies"I'll have a glass of water." The bartender could tell he was depressed and asked him"Whats wrong pal.Was I a little to harsh on ya?" The man replied"No. when i got home, i threw chunks everywhere! I my room. In my bathroom. In my kitchen. In my living room. Everywhere!!" he cried. "Well, its common for a man to throw up after drinking like you did." "No. You dont understand! CHUNKS IS MY DOG!"

funniness: 4.38

rating: PG