Virginia M.

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room -- they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance. He says: "Welcome to the Gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with any wish. But, be warned: if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three men quickly enter and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three." He suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hand! Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three." In an instant, he's surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I think..." and is promptly sucked into the mirror.

funniness: 6.38

rating: G