Moe R.

A Blonde's Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!!

funniness: 7.28

rating: PG