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-If they say trick instead of giving you treats, pull down your pants and launch projectile shit into their face and say, "How's that? Now give me my fuckin' candy!" -If teenagers come to your house, "Say, help, old people!!" and run. -Steal candy from other kids. -Put a picture of George Bush's face on your ass and a picture of an ass on your face. -You and a friend go as a penis and vagina. 'Fuck' in front of people. -Fling pudding at people. -Get a lightsaber and some candy. Use the lightsaber to hit candy at people. -Hide in the bushes and jump out at people.

funniness: 3.20

rating: PG-13