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All of these jokes are stupid. They all have stupid puns and don't right to the point. Please vote 10 if you think these jokes are lame. Q: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? A: A Cauliflower. Q: What do you call a pony with a cough? A: A little hoarse. Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone catches a cold. Q: What does Christmas have to do with a cat in the desert? A: They both have Sandy Claws. Q: Mississippi, how do you spell it? A: I-T Q: What's at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck. Q: What did Delaware? A: She wore a brand New Jersey. Q: What do pigs give for Valentine's Day? A: Valenswines. Q: What do you call twin brothers? A: A sunset. These jokes all stink, don't they? Moral: Don't read jokes off of Laffy Taffy wrappers.

funniness: 5.32

rating: G