Justin D.

I have a dream that one day, children will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. I have a dream that one day, former slaves and former slave owners will be able to sit at the table of unity and to sip on gin and juice. I have a dream that one day Michael Jackson will not touch on little boys, but rather on little girls and still get sued I Have a Dream. I have a dream that one day, R. Kelly will learn not to pee on people, but in the toilet. I have a dream that one day Tom Cruise will learn not to jump on other people's couches on national t.v., but to sit on it. I Have a Wet Dream... I Mean a Dream I have a dream that Lil' Jon will not yell at his mother when she asks him if he wants some breakfast. I have a dream, that one day Jay-Z will figure out if he wants to retire or not. I have a dream, that one day Bill Clinton won't have sexual relations with his interns. I have a dream, that one day Flava Flav won't have another season. That's MY Dream.

funniness: 4.70

rating: R