Reece j.

A guy walks into a bar and bets the bartender $100 he can fart the National Anthem. The bartender accepts,thinking "this guy must be drunk" So the guy gets up on the bar, pulls down his pants, and shits all over the bartenders face. "What the hell are you doing?!!?" The bartender yells. "Oh come on, even Pavoratti has to clear his throat before a performance!"

funniness: 5.72

rating: PG-13