Brandon B.

A little boy had a pen, which, to him, was very special. His mom gave him that pen before she and his father divorced. He lived with his dad. So, one day, it broke. So he emailed his mom on his computer, on which, the spacebar did not work well every now and then. Here is his email: Mommy, my penis broke. Could you please give me another? It was very important to me. The dogchewed it up. I cried, and dad yelled athim. The girls at school liked it too. They wanted to useit. Remember to send me another one, because my penis broke. Bye!

funniness: 5.64

rating: PG